Oh wow.

It’s been forever since I’ve posted anything on this blog. I’m so amazed this thing even still gets any views! I betrayed WordPress and started a Tumblr out of complete laziness. Between finishing my 4th year of University and a wee little promotion at work I had no motivation to develop my own posts or write anything substantial. I have thought of these old stomping grounds recently though and now I have a new resolve to come back and write again. Mostly because I did a little job search, realized I’m qualified for nothing in the real world even though technically I have a decent grasp of the english language and overly developed critical thinking skills. So critical that I remain a skeptic at all times. Yeah I know, it makes me annoying to be around, asking so many questions and wishing to know all aspects of things. And yet, I’m unqualified for any sort of paid position including stapling assistant. Free internships though! Man are those widely available to me. It’s too bad I need basic food, water and shelter. Yes water is free but public fountains are nasty and disappearing as fast as phone booths. What I’m getting at is; I’m back, I’m looking to maintain some semblance of my writing skills and vocabulary. As I say this I am all too aware of the smart ass spelling and grammar trolls of the internet. Yes, I use comma splices, yes, I don’t know the proper use of the semi-colon. Everyone from my grade 12 English teacher to my Workshop in Essay Writing professor and I think even my Western European Politics professor have tried to correct this. But here I am, continuing to type things as they sound in my head. So I ask you to read this as such. Each comma is a small pause. Deal with it. It’s just the way I speak and as a result it is also the way I write.

Longest tangent ever.

So hi anyone that still looks at this blog. I can’t wait to post on a regular basis.